Saturday, June 09, 2007

JiNG on "The Truth About Sarawak"


Yo.. I read tro some blogs and get to read this post about "The truth about Sarawak".. from blog Clare and Wuching .. Altho I didnt get tagged by them.. but Just felt that I want to be part of this also.. haha.. here you go...

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: My father personal boat..Damn interesting le.. can stop by the middle of the sea to have some diving session..

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: Haha.. You so clever ar .. to say " in the trees" instead of on the trees.. How you know we live in the trees with lif?? Geng wor..

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: No.. we are environment friendly .. The TREES will provide us with the power... ever see Elves tribe in The lord of the Ring?? almost the same thing..

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: Oh.. pity you.. You never take flight before ar?? Never saw "Kuching" name on those destination board?? Haih.. I guess u never being to any.. Laoya le you .. KL ppl never take flight is like Human never shit le.. Shame on u.. shame on u..

Q: How long if you take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: =.=" .. you never listen to me is it?

Q: Over there got what car?
A: No lor.. We use tree's root.. The root will move as the escalator you have in KLIA.. oh.. sorry.. forget you never been to KLIA before.. So.. its like escalator in Mid_valley..

Q: Got road or not?
A: Road?? You mean the highway like wat you have here?? no.. But our LongKang looks almost the same as your highway lo.. We all use escalator one.. remember?? as in klia? opss.. its mid valley..

Q: You Bidayuh from Sulawesi there huh?
A: =.=" .. Ever play DOTA?? the Troll berseeker ... Tats our tribe.. The head hunter..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: Fu*ck You ..

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: Then you are same as indonesia lor..

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: Sarawak as big as whole penisular malaysia, got 12 state in penisular but Sarawak only have 9 city.. U guess how big le?? Your Kl are like peanut to us lar..

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Haha.. so Kuala Lumpur got a lot of LUMPUR eh??

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: =.=" .. China got chinese or not??

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: .=.=""""" . . What do you think am I used to speak to you now?? Cha dou...

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No.. Money are useless for us there... Coz GOLD are everywhere on the floor.. haih.. see also see sien liao ..


Yo.. haha.. Now i wanna tag this few Sarawakian..
1. Ah Jen
2. Alice
3. Angel
4. Rose
5. Pak Ken
6. Cibol



10 comments:

De Pianist said...

lolz..funny answers you have here.haha.funny yet sarcastic.=p.

i understand how you guys feel sometimes geh..(so i never think you guys as people who live on trees,in fact,i like to know the culture in your side.^^..) though i'm a Kedahan,heck,i was seen as a kampung gal who lives in the Padi field.people thought we only know how to tanam padi and rear kerbau.

=.="!

JiNG said...

uwahahaha... actually just to play play lar.. i haven really faced any tat kind of extreamly stupid friend.. hahhaa... but to say that kl ppl look down on us,, actually they themself are having the same things when they go to singapore.. hahahha.. The song Friends kawanku by MUAR guy says so.. hehe

clare said...

Hi! Thanks for doing the tag...Great info there...very creative! Then consider yourself tagged...

Alice said...

ya..i like ur answers a lot~~ Now that u had set the benchmark so high, I need to crack my coconut and figure out how to give better answer liao...

Angel Valerie said...

Jing, bravo, bravo! i love your answers!!! bravo for once again... next time, i should learn from u since those folks are the one who should know more of geography!

Angel Valerie said...

i'll do those questionnaires soon, soon! look forward to it... busy learning paktology ler. hahaha...

clement said...

jing... hmm.. beh bai

Roses said...

nabeh..
u cannot gimme a break izzit
tak lepaskan me even tho now i am so far

wait till i am back..i will complete the task...
tag me...

thanks a lot

bongkersz said...

i think cibol posted that before :P or i posted.. haha! good answers anyway!!! sarawak buleh buleh.....!

JiNG said...

alice - haha.. ur answer also not bad mah.. haha.. but i like pak ken best.. wuahaha

angel -- wei wei.. u haven fulfill ur tag le.. hm..

clement- uwahahhaa.. why i haven saw urs??? u kena tag by clare lar.. haha ..

roses - dont care if u are back or not.. this means i still remember about u lar.. hahaha .. mana sourvenir =.=""

bongkers - is it ??? wauahahhaha.. I out dated lor like tat ..wauahhaha